Tim Edwards and Erin Anderson with the Stanley Cup

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From the Morning Mess Archive: Grand Rapids High School Band "Louie Louie" Live in the studio April 20, 1990!

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Tim Edwards and Erin Anderson

The KOZY morning show, also known as the Morning Mess, begins with Tim and Erin at 6 AM. Michael Davis joins in the fun with local news after 7. The Morning Mess is the only radio show on earth to cram 4 hours and 13 minutes worth of stuff into 3 hours. ABC News, Michael's local news, statewide and local sports from Erin, plus MNN news, Paul Harvey News, Guides Corner with Tom Neustrom, and more and more and more fill the time until the morning is bursting at the seams. Tim & Erin review the previous day at 7:20, including a check on what idiots around the world have been doing. At 7:35, brace yourself for "Anything Goes Trivia," which is your chance to win a copy of the "Morning Mess Galaxy of Hits" CD. There's ABC Sports and Healthwatch, and of course the official Morning Mess Calendar too - so you know all the important things for the day....like the debut of the Edsel, the introduction of Mr. Potato Head, "Check the Hemline on your Fender Skirts Day," and important celebrity birthdays, like that of the inventor of the Etch-A-Sketch - and so much more! Watch out for silly bogus commercials, topical songs, and of course every Friday at 7:40 it's the "Weird Record of the Week." It could be topical, a classic zany record, or something unheard of before, but whatever it is, Tim will drag it out of the Record Attic and give it a spin. There's more nutty news after 8. Then stick around for the KOZY Scene with Michael Davis. The Morning Mess is unpredictable, spontaneous, live radio-so come along for the ride!

Don't Miss the "Morning Mess Picture Page"!
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Pay a visit to the Morning Mess "Joke of the Day Hall of Fame"
Need help with Morning Show interpretation? Visit the "Morning Mess Dictionary"
Links Below For Other Morning Mess Multimedia Adventures

Morning Mess Schedule
(Times approximate..this is spontaneous radio, after all)

6:00 ABC News

6:06 ABC Sports

6:09 Show Opener Record (always obsolete vinyl)

6:10 Tim & Erin-What the heck's going on?

6:20 Weather

6:26 Gopher Sports Update - when it's in season

6:29 Grand Rapids State Bank Local News Headlines

6:30 MNN News

6:34 Weather-Eye forecast & best fishing times for the day

6:35 Guides Corner-When it's in season

6:35 Freshtracks-When it's in season

6:40 Tim & Erin-More What the heck's going on? The Onion Report, Erin's __________Of The Day

6:45 MNN Sports

6:49 School Lunch Menus

6:50 L & M Fleet Supply Daily Fishing Update (Summertime)

6:50 In The Deer Stand (When it's in season) brought to you by L&M Fleet Supply

6:55 MNN News

7:00 ABC News-brought to you by Dales Auto Body

7:05 Michael Davis Local News

7:12 Weather

7:13 Erin Anderson Local Sports Brought to you by Cole Hardware

7:19 Twins Minute (When it's in season) brought to you by L&M Fleet Supply

7:19 One Wild Minute (When it's in season)

7:22 Tim & Erin Analyze the World

Tuesday is Prize Day

Wednesday is Toy Day (Toy news and reviews)

7:30 MNN News

7:33 Weather

7:34 Anything Goes Trivia brought to you by Personnel Dynamics

7:36 Healthwatch brought to you by Globe Drug and Medical Equipment

7:38 ABC Sports brought to you by Meds One Emergency Medical Services

7:40 Tim's Weekly News Headline Wrap Up  (On Fridays)

7:45 Monday is Horoscope Day

7:45 Thursday: Question of the Week

7:45 Friday -Weird Record of the Week

7:45 Morning Mess Calendar & Joke of the Day

8:00 ABC News

8:05 Michael's Local News brought to you by the Sawmill Inn

8:11 Tim & Erin News the Networks Missed

8:18 Erin's Local Sports

8:30 MNN News

8:33 ABC Sports

8:35 Today's Topic - Michael Davis - Local interviews

8:50 Car Care Tip of the Day brought to you by Hibbing Chrysler Center

8:54 Show Wrap-up and Preview for the next day

Cartoon Submitted by listener (click for BIG one)

Stuff You May Wonder About
We often get calls about things we have talked about on the air, like boomerangs, communicating with aliens, or heaven knows what else. Check here for links to interesting morning show stuff. Just follow the logo-links below!

I maintain this website and do extensive digital photography/graphics work, and audio archiving on Macintosh computers. If you think the PC world is the only way to go, I urge you to have a look.

If you think goats that fall over are at least as interesting as we do, you'll want to learn more at the International Fainting Goat Association web page!

When I'm not hogging my computer, it is running a SETI at Home screensaver, which is actually analyzing data from radio telescopes around the world coordinated by the University of California at Berkeley. You can join in the fun. It costs nothing, makes a neat screen saver as well as a dandy conversation starter. There's a program for darn near every computer platform. And you never know...ET may be calling YOU!

And if crunching numbers from someone elses radio telescope isn't enough for you, check into the SETI League. More information than you can stand including information for setting up your very own radio telescope and seeking out the signals yourself. This is definitely a 9.5 on the Geek scale type web page, but I think you'll find it fun.

Tired of the same old sports? Try boomeranging...also knows as "booming" or "'ranging". It's cheap, fun, and if you do it right you never lose a boomerang.

Bats are not only our friends, but they're fascinating. Build yourself a bat detector and listen in to their sonar navigation, or put up a bat house or two to help give them a place to live..Everything you want to know is at Bat Conservation International.

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